Hope-ium

Off-year elections across the country were an absolute bloodbath for Republicans, and New York finally picked a good mayor.

Nov 5 • 

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October 2025

South Korea gave Trump ketchup and a crown

Like he was a 6-year-old at Burger King.

Oct 30 • 

Laura Bassett

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It's time to let go of Graham Platner

Bernie Sanders is standing by the Maine oyster farmer challenging Susan Collins as he covers up the Nazi tat on his chest. I think that's a mistake.

Oct 22 • 

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J.D. Vance tells us to "grow up" about leaked Hitler-loving group chat

"The reality is that kids do stupid things, especially young boys," the VP said today, referring to a group of Republicans ages 18-40.

Oct 15 • 

Laura Bassett

25

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R.I.P., CBS News

Walter Cronkite is rolling in his grave.

Oct 6 • 

Laura Bassett

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Federal employees are being forced to blame Democrats for the shutdown

Furloughed civil servants had their out-of-office email replies changed without their knowledge or consent to claim that Democratic senators are the…

Oct 2 • 

Laura Bassett

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September 2025

Stephen Miller, 'sexual matador'

I'm not sure his wife understands how apt the metaphor is.

Sep 26 • 

Laura Bassett

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ABC drops Jimmy Kimmel over mild Charlie Kirk joke

The "free speech" guys are now really into canceling shows that hurt their feelings.

Sep 18 • 

Laura Bassett

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Trump's first D.C. restaurant outing went horribly

Protesters chanted, “Free D.C., free Palestine, Trump is the Hitler of our time," directly into the president's face in a room full of knives at Joe's…

Sep 10 • 

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August 2025

Internet gleefully pronounces Trump dead

Is it good if a sickly POTUS goes missing for four days and his people are thrilled about his possible demise?

Aug 30 • 

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Trump takes over D.C. because 'Big Balls' got his ass beat by a teenage girl

That's the excuse the president is using, at least, to kick off his military takeover of American cities.

Aug 11 • 

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The gerrymander wars begin

Democrats fled Texas to block their Republican colleagues from being able to pass a new map that would gain Trump 5 seats. Now blue states are…

Aug 5 • 

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