Trump's first D.C. restaurant outing went horribly

Protesters chanted, “Free D.C., free Palestine, Trump is the Hitler of our time," directly into the president's face in a room full of knives at Joe's…

Sep 10 • 

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August 2025

Internet gleefully pronounces Trump dead

Is it good if a sickly POTUS goes missing for four days and his people are thrilled about his possible demise?

Aug 30 • 

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Trump takes over D.C. because 'Big Balls' got his ass beat by a teenage girl

That's the excuse the president is using, at least, to kick off his military takeover of American cities.

Aug 11 • 

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The gerrymander wars begin

Democrats fled Texas to block their Republican colleagues from being able to pass a new map that would gain Trump 5 seats. Now blue states are…

Aug 5 • 

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July 2025

Woman says 'pro-life' Texas Republican paid for multiple abortions

State Rep. Giovanni Capriglione, who wrote Texas' abortion ban, has ended his reelection campaign after admitting a 17-year affair with the exotic…

Jul 25 • 

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House completely shuts down to avoid Epstein vote

“It is extraordinary that they’re so scared shitless over these Epstein files that they’ve done something that I’ve never seen happen before," Rep. Jim…

Jul 22 • 

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MAGA abandons Trump over his Epstein flip-flop: 'Say goodbye to midterms.'

"Nail in the coffin," right-wing influencer Evan Kilgore posted on X. "I won't defend this. I'm disgusted."

Jul 13 • 

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Texas Republican regrets his vote against disaster warning system

“I can tell you in hindsight, watching what it takes to deal with a disaster like this, my vote would probably be different now," state Rep. Wes Virdell…

Jul 7 • 

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June 2025

Reality TV star bombs Iran

We could really use some honest headlines right now.

Jun 22 • 

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Los Angeles is a tipping point

Kristi Noem announced a literal armed coup in L.A. today that seeks to "liberate the city from the socialists." Then she had a U.S. Senator violently…

Jun 12 • 

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Trump and Musk's nuclear break-up

Their billionaire bromance turned out to be a situationship, and now they're publicly tearing at each other's throats.

Jun 5 • 

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May 2025

Elon is fleeing DC with Stephen Miller's wife

Plus: RFK Jr.'s big children's health report cites studies that don't exist, and Eric Adams' security guard is allegedly involved in the unhinged…

May 29 • 

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