When I was 9, my mom asked me to draw a mermaid. I produced something so unintentionally phallic that it's inspired decades of poetry.
There was an extra "apparently" in the version of this that I sent out to subscribers, so if you read this from your inbox, I'M SORRY FOR THE SILLY ERROR!!! It's fixed in the post now, though I'll continue to spiral about it for days
My bocce balls babe—
Lingerer…I’d finger her
To be mine in brine
WOW you employed rhyme. Above and beyond
I really love the form. And then you served up a mermaid with balls. It’s like you’re trying to make me happy.
She cums like a shot
Not with the clap but a flap
No gonorrhea
ANNA
Hair so long like pwells
With balls right where legs should go
Ginger dick for rill
loool what are pwells?!
OMG LAURA! Pwell is Cajun for pubic hair. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well you win in the Cajun department
It’s spelled in Parisian French as “poils,” but the Cajuns bastardized it as we do.
This mermaid should seek
Counseling because her tail
Is totally nuts
Balls deep, I’m alone.
My joy as dead as these trees.
Seaweed selfies help.
Really wish I’d seen this before the Sunday afternoon edible had kicked in but here we are:
MAGA hats are mad
The Little Mermaid gone woke
Ariel grew balls
Unique to her form
To move quickly she would just
Shake her cremaster
Is this a mermaid
Or a lovely phallic beach girl
Cock and balls for all
Lovely mermaid form
Smiling sweetly from the deep
Balls dangling in sand
A Stormy mermaid
Encounters a small mushroom
After all, she has real balls
There once was a mermaid from France
Who wondered why with no pants
She could look like a penis, with nothing between us
But scales, her balls and a dance
A limerick!! Hell yea
Is there a participation trophy as well ? 😂
Sorry it’s no haiku - but a limerick that needed to escape my brain. LOL
Am I allowed more than one entry ? LOL
As many as you like
There was an extra "apparently" in the version of this that I sent out to subscribers, so if you read this from your inbox, I'M SORRY FOR THE SILLY ERROR!!! It's fixed in the post now, though I'll continue to spiral about it for days
My bocce balls babe—
Lingerer…I’d finger her
To be mine in brine
WOW you employed rhyme. Above and beyond
I really love the form. And then you served up a mermaid with balls. It’s like you’re trying to make me happy.
She cums like a shot
Not with the clap but a flap
No gonorrhea
ANNA
Hair so long like pwells
With balls right where legs should go
Ginger dick for rill
loool what are pwells?!
OMG LAURA! Pwell is Cajun for pubic hair. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well you win in the Cajun department
It’s spelled in Parisian French as “poils,” but the Cajuns bastardized it as we do.
This mermaid should seek
Counseling because her tail
Is totally nuts
Balls deep, I’m alone.
My joy as dead as these trees.
Seaweed selfies help.
Really wish I’d seen this before the Sunday afternoon edible had kicked in but here we are:
MAGA hats are mad
The Little Mermaid gone woke
Ariel grew balls
Unique to her form
To move quickly she would just
Shake her cremaster
Is this a mermaid
Or a lovely phallic beach girl
Cock and balls for all
Lovely mermaid form
Smiling sweetly from the deep
Balls dangling in sand
A Stormy mermaid
Encounters a small mushroom
After all, she has real balls
There once was a mermaid from France
Who wondered why with no pants
She could look like a penis, with nothing between us
But scales, her balls and a dance
A limerick!! Hell yea
Is there a participation trophy as well ? 😂
Sorry it’s no haiku - but a limerick that needed to escape my brain. LOL
Am I allowed more than one entry ? LOL
As many as you like