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Laura Bassett's avatar

There was an extra "apparently" in the version of this that I sent out to subscribers, so if you read this from your inbox, I'M SORRY FOR THE SILLY ERROR!!! It's fixed in the post now, though I'll continue to spiral about it for days

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James Suffern's avatar

My bocce balls babe—

Lingerer…I’d finger her

To be mine in brine

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Laura Bassett's avatar

WOW you employed rhyme. Above and beyond

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James Suffern's avatar

I really love the form. And then you served up a mermaid with balls. It’s like you’re trying to make me happy.

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Anna McGorman's avatar

She cums like a shot

Not with the clap but a flap

No gonorrhea

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Laura Bassett's avatar

ANNA

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Brandy Cavitt's avatar

Hair so long like pwells

With balls right where legs should go

Ginger dick for rill

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Laura Bassett's avatar

loool what are pwells?!

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Brandy Cavitt's avatar

OMG LAURA! Pwell is Cajun for pubic hair. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Laura Bassett's avatar

Well you win in the Cajun department

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Brandy Cavitt's avatar

It’s spelled in Parisian French as “poils,” but the Cajuns bastardized it as we do.

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Peter Key's avatar

This mermaid should seek

Counseling because her tail

Is totally nuts

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Daniel Garretson's avatar

Balls deep, I’m alone.

My joy as dead as these trees.

Seaweed selfies help.

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Jeremy Howard's avatar

Really wish I’d seen this before the Sunday afternoon edible had kicked in but here we are:

MAGA hats are mad

The Little Mermaid gone woke

Ariel grew balls

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John Bordeaux's avatar

Unique to her form

To move quickly she would just

Shake her cremaster

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Tim's avatar

Is this a mermaid

Or a lovely phallic beach girl

Cock and balls for all

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Tim's avatar

Lovely mermaid form

Smiling sweetly from the deep

Balls dangling in sand

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Matthew Mentecky's avatar

A Stormy mermaid

Encounters a small mushroom

After all, she has real balls

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Tim's avatar

There once was a mermaid from France

Who wondered why with no pants

She could look like a penis, with nothing between us

But scales, her balls and a dance

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Laura Bassett's avatar

A limerick!! Hell yea

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Tim's avatar

Is there a participation trophy as well ? 😂

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Tim's avatar

Sorry it’s no haiku - but a limerick that needed to escape my brain. LOL

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Tim's avatar

Am I allowed more than one entry ? LOL

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Laura Bassett's avatar

As many as you like

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